FRIDAY, 4/6
10 p.m. INC 2.0. Last week we told you what to say if you didn’t go anywhere. Now you can travel to three different hot spots around the globe without leaving the College Center. Or you can just get really drunk and feel like you’re out of this world. College Center, 223, The Mug and Villard Room
SATURDAY, 4/7
8 p.m. Stand Up For Peace. Comedy! But what will everyone think of people who sit down during the performance? Does taking a seat really make you a war-monger? Rockefeller Hall, 200
10 p.m. 50 Nights. Because 46 Afternoons doesn’t merit a celebration. College Center, Villard Room
SUNDAY, 4/8
7 p.m. VSA Council Meeting. VSA is shelving their weekly meeting and taking the time to dye Easter eggs. Everyone’s welcome to join in the fun. College Center, 223
MONDAY, 4/9
7 p.m. Vassar Chadwick Chess Club. What does everyone love? No, not ice cream, silly—cheese chess! Rockefeller Hall, 101
TUESDAY, 4/10
7:30 p.m. Lecture. “Salt Pork and Rum in Belize: The Historical Connections between Global Capitalism and Modern Masculinity.” Pork belly is so 2006. This year is all about haute eggs. Other things, like rum, global capitalism and modern masculinity never go out of style. Taylor Hall, 203
WEDNESDAY, 4/11
5:30 p.m. Everything’s Cool Say no more and sign me up. But wait a second, what is this? Vogelstein Center for Drama and Film, 109
THURSDAY, 4/12
10 p.m. Middle School Mug Night. Put your hair in a side ponytail and get ready for a night of awkward slow dances. College Center, The Mug
10 p.m. NoViCE Concert. Erase Errata haven’t made a mistake in eight years and Pony Pants promise to rock your socks. College Center, 237