FRIDAY, 2/16
8:45 a.m. Orientation Community Meeting. At this morning’s gathering we’ll find out the answer to “What’s Next?” by orienting ourselves with the rising sun. College Center, 237
10:30 a.m. Chinese New Year Celebration. Make new resolutions to take the place of the ones that you’ve already broken. Martel Theater in the Center for Drama & Film
3 p.m. Tea. Drink to the JYA students in England who actually like tea. Main Building, Rose Parlor
7 a.m. ASA Lunar New Year. It’ll be 2008 by the time these New Year celebrations stop! Students’ Building, Second Floor
SATURDAY, 2/17
9:30 p.m. NoViCE Show. Genghis Tron, Oneida, and Parts & Labor. It’ll be great—NoJoKE. College Center, 223
SUNDAY, 2/18
7 p.m. VSA Council Meeting. As entertaining as Mr. Vassar, but free! College Center, 223
MONDAY, 2/19
3 p.m. JYA Info Session. If you miss the crowds marching to the meeting, just follow the signs that say “Quickest Way Out.” College Center, 237
5 p.m. Art of the Interview. Learn that clean fingernails and good posture are important and that you should have listened to your parents more. College Center, 204
TUESDAY, 2/20
5 p.m. Cracking the Hidden Job Market. Pick up treasure maps and jack-hammers and get ready for an adventure! College Center, 204
7 p.m. Mardi Gras. This week the weekend begins Tuesday night instead of Thursday night. Students’ Building, Second Floor
WEDNESDAY, 2/21, All College Day
5:30 p.m. GRE Practice Session. If you’re serious about What’s Next, join in the fun here. Ely Hall, 114
6 p.m. Discussion on Censorship. Alright, but then what’s next? Josselyn House, Parlor
7 p.m. Employer Info Session. More about the future! Bring it! But what’s for dinner? College Center, Faculty Commons
THURSDAY, 2/22
7:30 p.m. “Killer Coke” Lecture. Don’t even think about bringing your own refreshments. Rockefeller Hall, 200
8 p.m. Take Back The Mug. Keep it! At least until it’s fixed. College Center, Matthew's Pub
8 p.m. Freshman Class Open Mic. Get onstage and forget everything you learned about censorship the night before. Students’ Building, Second Floor