Weekly Calendar 10/6-10/12

FRIDAY, 10/6

10 a.m. Good Neighbor Meeting. Knock on your neighbors’ doors and thank them for being good neighbors. Bonus points for doing this at 6 a.m. in the nude. Jade Parlor

3 p.m. Tea. Have you played that Facebook game yet? Rose Parlor

5 p.m. Sukkah Decorating. I saw a prospie peeing in the Sukkah outside Lathrop last year. Did I say prospie? I meant my sister. Bayit

8 p.m. Concert. The Dirty Projectors. One time I tripped over a projector’s cord and it shattered. I ran away. 148 College Ave

SATURDAY, 10/7

10 a.m. Free Walking Tour. The two-hour tours will explore the range of the 140-year-old campus, home to the work of such renowned architects as Francis R. Allen, Eero Saarinen, Marcel Breuer, and Cesar Pelli. “On your left you’ll see the underpants of the kids from Ferry House drying in the wind. On your right you’ll see that kid on a unicycle.” Main Building

11:30 a.m. Lake Fest. Did you go to Garlic Fest? Good. You bought the garlic soap right? Good. Now use it. Sunset Lake

2 p.m. Women’s Field Hockey. Vassar vs. William Smith. You have to pick one. Is it Williams girls or Smith girls? Same thing, just different levels of hairy armpits. Prentiss Field

4:30 p.m. Senior Recital. Michael Sheetz on piano. Featuring the greatest hits of Bach, Beethoven, Liszt, Debussy, and Joel—Billy Joel, that is. Skinner, Martel Recital Hall

8 p.m. Night Owls Concert. Featuring the Amherst College Zumbyes. The only thing worse than a cappella is all-girls a cappella. And even worse than that? Kids that go to Amherst. Sounds like a winner. Sanders Hall, 212

10 p.m. QCVC Party. Join QCVC in kicking off “National Coming Out Week,” with Marla Hooch, an all-female queer punk band from Brooklyn. My closet is so big there’s Narnia at the back of it. So if that’s why you’re not coming out, just remember, it gets cold in Narnia. CC 223

SUNDAY, 10/8

5 p.m. Catholic Mass. I saw this medieval golden straw at the Cloisters that people used to use when they drank out of chalices so they wouldn’t spill any blood of Christ. Chapel

MONDAY, 10/9

10 a.m. Potpourri. Smells like old clothes and Starbucks coffee. CC North Atrium

3 p.m. Tea. Just go to “My Friends” and then it’s one of the tabs. Rose Parlor

TUESDAY, 10/10

3 p.m. Tea. It’s really fun. Rose Parlor

5:30 p.m. Lecture. Louise Erdrich. According to an Amazon.com review by some guy named Maurice, one of her books is about “the history of a drum and the people whose lives it touches.” Sounds good. Villard Room

7:30 p.m. Play. The Experimental Theater of Vassar College presents “Pygmalion.” Can’t you just call it what it is—Pretty Woman? Powerhouse Theater

WEDNESDAY, 10/11

3 p.m. Tea. It shows you five of your friends and a piece of information from one of their profiles. Rose Parlor

3 p.m. Minicourse Registration. Sign up for “Short Skirts, Big Brains.” CC, North Atrium

7 p.m. Pizza in the Hut. Come celebrate the Jewish holiday of Sukkot with free pizza in the hut (in our Sukkoh, that is). HA HA I get it. Bayit

8 p.m. Jose Gonzalez Concert. With Death Vessel. Have you never heard of him? He must be awesome. Chapel

THURSDAY, 10/12

3 p.m. Tea. And then you have to figure out which one is a big enough tool to put Catcher in the Rye as their favorite book. Rose Parlor

5 p.m. Coffee House. A.k.a. classy music, candles, and booze in the Retreat. Retreat

9:30 p.m. A Cappella ’Til You Puke. Spend the night in the Retreat! Get so drunk at the coffee house that you think it’s a good idea to stay for the a cappella. Proceed to puke all over the cutest Axie. Retreat