Weekly Calendar 9/22-9/28

FRIDAY, 9/22
3 p.m. Tea. MTV is introducing “Virtual Laguna Beach.” Rose Parlor

3 p.m. Art Symposium. “From the Living Room to the Lecture Hall: Fine Art Reproductions in Nineteenth-Century America,” “Educating Pittsburghers: Bringing the Classics to the Steel City,” “Recasting Architecture at Harvard.” So...“Making Fun of the Getty,” “A Tribute to Andy Warhol,” and “That Statue that isn’t John Harvard that People Pee On?” Taylor Hall 203

4 p.m. Women’s Field Hockey. Vassar vs. Skidmore College. Skidmore was recently named a “New Ivy” by Newsweek. And Newsweek was just named the new Men’s Vogue. Prentiss Field

4:30 p.m. Mid-Autumn Festival. Dr. Chan E. Park will present a workshop entitled “Korean Traditional Music Today: P’ansori.” P’ansori is structured as a musical sequence of rhythmic model configurations weaving a complex texture with dramatic narrative episodes. The modern equivalent would be The O.C. Season three comes out on DVD on Oct 24.Vogelstein Center for Drama and Film 109

6 p.m. First Night of Rosh Hashanah. There’s something to be said for going home for the High Holidays. Aula

SATURDAY, 9/23
10 a.m. Rosh Hashanah Services. At the first day of services, you stalk that guy from high school you had a crush on. Bayit

SUNDAY, 9/24
10 a.m. Rosh Hashanah Services. On the second day of services, you sneak out with him during the Torah service. Bayit

12:30 p.m. Tashlich. And this is when you repent for what you did with him on this holy of holy days in the holy of holy places. Sunset Lake

MONDAY, 9/25
3 p.m. Tea. This is front page news in the Times. Rose Parlor

5 p.m. Employer Info Session. Cross-Cultural Solutions. Does this have something to do with Jesus? Because I know Rosh Hashanah just ended, but Yom Kippur is just around the corner. CC, Faculty Commons

TUESDAY, 9/26
3 p.m. Tea. MTV wants us to not only watch TV, but to live it. Rose Parlor

4 p.m. Jumpstart for Juniors. Learn what the CDO has to offer to assist you in maximizing your major and Vassar resources for the best options ever between now and May 2008! Well, my major is Reading and my Vassar resources are a free mug from the library and The Miscellany News post-its, so what should I do? Faculty Commons

6 p.m. “Voices of Men.” A multi-media play that deals with important issues such as sexual assault and date rape, dating violence and domestic violence, sexual harassment and objectification. But whose voice are we talking about here? I’m only going if it’s JT bringing sexy back. Sanders Hall, 212

7 p.m. Teach For America Info. In which John Palmer will tell you what he imagines it must be like teaching in Harlem. Faculty Parlor

WEDNESDAY, 9/27
3 p.m. Tea. This is the first of three digital worlds they are making. Rose Parlor

6 p.m. Blegen House Program. “Other Loves” in the “Other Campaign.” Oaxaca's Queer Community Creates Common Ground with the Zapatista Struggle. Does this have something to do with Bill Paxton and, perhaps, Chloe Sevigny? Blegen House

THURSDAY, 9/28
3 p.m. Tea. Please God let the other two be “Pimp My Ride” and the Moby episode of “MTV Cribs.” Rose Parlor

5:30 p.m. Elizabeth Bishop Poetry Series. Paul Muldoon. The major stipulation for being a part of this poetry series is that, like Bishop, you must have once been Editor-in-Chief of your college yearbook. Et tu Muldoon? Sanders Hall, 212

8 p.m. Lecture. “What to Eat to Compete: The Nutrition Edge for Optimizing Performance,” by Leslie Bonci ’77. Having gone to Vassar when the male-to-female ratio was one to seven, she should certainly be an expert in this. Rocky 200

9 p.m. ViCE Concert. Child Abuse and Silentist. I would go, but I don’t like supporting causes. CC 223