FRIDAY, 9/15
3 p.m. Tea. My friend woke up in the middle of the night to find a guy who was not her boyfriend in her bed. Rose Parlor
7 p.m. Film Screening. Invisible Children. Starring the Incredible Shrinking Mischa Barton and, in their first big movie since New York Minute, Mary-Kate and Ashley. Blodgett Auditorium
SATURDAY, 9/16
10 a.m. Feed Solution Advocacy Forum. How about, I don’t know, eat? Rocky 200
10 p.m. Bi-Dormal Formal. Walk down third floor Main. Pick a boy. Put a tie on him. Go. Students’ Building, Second Floor
10 p.m. Shiva Rave.Same as above. Just replace “tie” with “glitter.” Susan Stein Shiva Theater
SUNDAY, 9/17
7:30 p.m. Concert. Les Petits Chanteurs, “The Little Singers,” the renowned young people’s choir of Holy Trinity Music School of Port-au-Prince, Haiti. They will be performing, in four-part harmony, with orchestral backing, a rendition of their fellow Haitian’s hit song “Hips Don’t Lie.” Chapel
MONDAY, 9/18
3 p.m. Tea. I should point out that her boyfriend was there too. Rose Parlor
5:30 p.m. Community Outreach Workshop. “Two Heads Are Better Than One: Collaborative Programming at the FPC.” You know what’s better than two heads? Getting paid to participate in this. CC 223
8 p.m. Concert. Pony Pants, Fur Cups for Teeth, Team Robespierre, and Barking Spider. Too bad they couldn’t get ...Ship to play too. Unless Sam Bloch wants to sing and play the tambourine by himself.
TUESDAY, 9/19
3 p.m. Tea. Said non-boyfriend was wearing nothing but underpants. Rose Parlor
4 p.m. Sophomore Startup Workshop. Get money from parents. Start record label. Sign your own bands. Done. CC, Faculty Commons
WEDNESDAY, 9/20
3 p.m. Tea. She said to him, “You’re in my bed!” Rose Parlor
5:30 p.m. LSAT Practice Session. Practice makes perjury. Library, 160
5:30 p.m. Lecture. Salman Rushdie, “Step Across the Line.” This is the lecture that all the freshmen were supposed to have read his book for. It’s okay if you didn’t read it. He’s famous so you should still go. Chapel
7 p.m. Brazil Film Series. Screening of Black Orpheus. Classic film adaptation of the Greek myth of Orpheus, set in the slums of Rio de Janeiro and accompanied by haunting, world-famous Bossa Nova music. Sounds like my marching band days. Ely Hall, 200
THURSDAY, 9/21
3 p.m. Tea. To which he replied, “Touché.” Rose Parlor
7 p.m. Lecture. Greg Belanger, Executive Director of Amistad America, Inc., “Halifax, the Hudson Valley, and Amistad's Atlantic Freedom Tour.” The Freedom Schooner Amistad commemorates the historic Amistad Incident of 1839. It will be docked at Waryas Park, Poughkeepsie, from Oct. 12-14 and Oct. 19-20. First in Vassar’s “Famous Boat Series.” Up next, the S.S. Minnow, H.M.S. Pinafore, and a tiny piece of the Titanic. Villard Room