So, it’s Passover time and you’re stuck here at Vassar. Your parents refuse to fly you down to Palm Beach for your family seder and you can’t go to the seder sponsored by the Jewish Union, because you hooked up with some Jewish guy last weekend and you think he might be there. What is a sad, broken-hearted Jew to do? Well, pull yourself up by the bootstraps, grab your V-card and head over to ACDC, because we here at the Backpage have created the perfect Passover seder utilizing only foodstuffs that can be found in our lovely campus dining center. Stuck on campus for Easter, too? Hide the food from the seder around your dorm and go on an Easter seder hunt! Happy holidays!
