FRIDAY, 4/1
3 p.m. Tea. Once I went to an English Department Tea. Rose Parlor
8 p.m. Equus. Don’t get too attached to the horses’ senses of sight. Susan Shiva Stein Center for Life and LOVE!
8 p.m. No Exit. A play about the interaction of three people in hell. “Oh, I directed some dumb play by Sartre. What’re you two in for?” Gold Parlor
10 p.m. Jewett All Campus Party. “Seven Deadly Sins.” Sloth, lust, avarice, um… Brad Pitt...rage! Jewett
SATURDAY, 4/2
7 p.m. Film League. Tarnation. The sequel to Daggum It, this historical docucomedrama follows the lives of three lesbian prospectors in 1850s California. Blodgett Auditorium
10 p.m. 50 Nights/Hip Hop Event. It’s common knowledge that 50 Cent is gay. Ladies, start your engines! Villard Room
SUNDAY, 4/3
7 p.m. Buddhist Meditation. Meditation instruction and practice led by Venerable Lama Kalsang Gyaltsen, of the Temple of All-Encompassing Great Compassion. Sponsored by David Lê. Chapel
MONDAY, 4/4
3 p.m. Tea. But the only person there was a professor who shall remain nameless. Rose Parlor
5 p.m. Claflin Lecture. Dave Hickey of UNLV, and Robert Zakanitch of absolutely nowhere will deliver a speech entitled “Agressive Goodness.” Followed by “Passive-Aggressive Badness: Memories of the Seder,” delivered by Sam Biederman of Harvard, Yale, and Princeton. Taylor 203
7 p.m. Film/WMST 230: Women in Film: Fat Girl. His name is Teddy and he’s still growing. CDF 308
TUESDAY, 4/5
3 p.m. Tea. He was clad in a simple, elegant kimono. Rose Parlor
8 p.m. An Evening of Political Satire. Tip for beginners: subtlety is key. To wit: what do you get when you put Tom DeLay and Bill Frist together in a room? The two worst people on earth together in a room! Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Rose Parlor
WEDNESDAY, 4/6
3 p.m. Tea. And pouring the crumbs from an empty box of mint Milanos down his throat. Rose Parlor
5 p.m. Lecture. Seyla Benhabib, Yale University. "The Contemporary Relevance of Kant's Cosmopolitan Doctrine." Alternately titled, “Secrets of Continental Philosophy: Seven Ways to Give Him a Mind-Blowing Blow Job.” Sponsored by Hearst Magazines. Rocky 300
THURSDAY, 4/7
3 p.m. Tea. Use your computer to figure that one out! Rose Parlor
8 p.m. Play Kate Crackernuts. Wow. CDF
9 p.m. Squirm Filmscreenings. Squirm will be screening a variety of porn films-including anime, European, straight, and gay. European?! Rocky 200
6 p.m. Lecture. Franklin Sirmans, "When the West meets Hip Hop: Contemporary Art and Urban Culture.” So what you’re saying is that 50 Cent is just artistic? Taylor 102