Bush twins weigh in on College

Barabara and Jenna Bush accompanied their mother on her recent trip to Vassar and were given a tour by The Miscellany News Education Life Reporter Molly Finkelstein, who compiled their reactions to the College.

On Fran Ferguson: “She’s the president? But I thought our dad was the president…”—Barbara

On Noyes: “It’s shaped like the underwire of a bra.”—Jenna

On Jewett: “Can I get a cigarette?”—Jenna

On Strong: “All girls? Ew, I would just die. Do they make out with each other? Karl Rove told me not to tell the press about it, but there was this time in Cancun when I was really drunk and oh wait, um, never mind.”—Barabara

On Vassar boys: “I think we’re only allowed to date Republicans.”— Jenna

On co-education: “Yale is co-ed because like, I went there and I’m a girl and my dad went there and he’s a guy. That’s what makes it co-ed. There’s this bar in New Haven that makes the best apple martinis. I met this guy there. He was so cute. He had blue eyes and a crew cut and we danced to like that new song. You know, that Usher one. And then omg we started making out on the dance floor. It was awesome. But then, like, he was like ‘holy shit, you’re one of the Bush twins,’ and I was like ‘uh yeah,’ and I thought that maybe he thought that was bad or something, but then we had sex in the bathroom. Omg don’t tell my dad.”— Barbara

On Vassar’s lack of core curriculum: “I smoked out of an apple core once.”— Jenna