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FRIDAY, Oct. 1
10:00 a.m.— “Good Neighbors.” A showing of that popular Australian soap opera, starring has-been pop star Natalie Imbruglia. Jade Parlor.

3:00 p.m.— Tea. For a week I thought I was allergic to tea, but it was just asthma. Rose Parlor.

8:00 p.m. — Music Faculty Concert. Thomas Sauer on piano with Colin Carr on cello. He looks just like Billy Joel, I swear. Skinner.

9:00pm— “Indecent Exposure.” Don’t get too excited. I thought they meant that too. Susan Stein Say What You Mean! Shiva Theater.

SATURDAY, Oct. 2
7:00 a.m.— LSAT Test. Non amo te, Sabidi, nec possum dicere quare. Olmsted 201 and 203.

8:00 a.m.— Freshman Parents Weekend. Is it hallcest if it’s your roommate’s mom?

Noon— Third Annual Chili Cook-Off. Left- Eye and T-Boz will be holding a Bugger-Off next week. I think one of them is dead. Arlington Street Fair

8:00 p.m.— Music Faculty Concert. R. Wilson and B. Uribe on dueling pianos. A fight to the death. Strangulation by piano permitted. Skinner.

8:00pm— Da Partie. Hip Hop 101 presents performers, speakers, games, voter registration. Used to be called “Bush Bash.” I guess he got to them too. Villard Room.

8:30pm— Performance: “One Girl’s Emotions.” No, thank you— I’m a homosexual. Student’s Building, 2nd Floor.

SUNDAY, Oct. 3
10:00 a.m.— Freshman Parents Weekend. “Turtlenecks are totally back in style, Mom. All we did after you left was watch John Cusack movies.”

12:00 p.m.— Lakefest. Bathtubfest was cancelled after someone contracted gonorrhea. Ballantine Field, Sunset Lake.

1:30 p.m.— Matthew’s Minstrels Concert. Dear the East Coast, I hate you so much. Love, Sam. Quad.

2:00 p.m.— Poder Latino Cocina. Cucina delenda est? CC, 223.

MONDAY, Oct. 4
8:30 a.m.— Potpourri. So that’s what they’re calling it these days. North Atrium.

3:00 p.m.— Tea. Earl Grey used to be a cowboy. Then the sheriff found hallucinogens in his chaps. Rose Parlor.

5:30 p.m.— Lecture. Linda Gordon from NYU speaking on Dorothea Lange. She’s from NYU? Do you think she’s met the Olsen twins yet? Rocky 300.

7:00p.m.— Screening: “12 Angry Men.” All the testosterone of “The Wild Bunch” with all the action of “Iolanthe.” Rosenwald Theater, CDF.

TUESDAY, Oct. 5
12:30 p.m.— Blood Drive. You give them blood, they give you orange juice. It doesn’t work the other way. Believe me, I know. Villard Room.

3:00 p.m.— Tea. Eddie Murphy just wants to par-tea all the time. Rose Parlor.

5:00 p.m.— Info Session, Yale School of Public Health. Over 300 years of promoting public health by staying as far away from the public as possible. Jade Parlor.

6:00 p.m.— Lecture. Ghandi’s Birthday Commemoration Lecture. What to get for the man who has nothing? Maybe something orange. New England.

WEDNESDAY, Oct. 6
Noon‚— Graduate School Day. Go into finance. Everyone loves finance. CC, North Atrium.

3:00 p.m.— Tea. I had a tea party with this boy I liked once. He had a life-sized cardboard cut out of himself in the dining room. I don’t know what to make of that. Rose Parlor.

5:00 p.m.— Senior Recruiting Meeting. They won’t let you be a senior unless you can pass a drug test and physical. CC, Commons.

5:30 p.m.— Lecture. Bill Ayers. “Teaching Toward Freedom: Moral Commitment and Ethical Action in the Classroom.” Reader’s choice: Weather Underground/weather report joke or Mary Kay Letourneau joke. Sanders 212.

THURSDAY, Oct. 7
3:00 p.m.— Tea. Fuck this, let’s make out. Rose Parlor.

8:00 p.m.— “Sex: It IS a Laughing Matter!” Yet no one likes it if you try to make their genitalia talk. Rocky 300.

10:00 p.m.— Cushing event: “Nothing” party. Is it an oxymoron or is it redundant? Cushing.